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The Sclumper Brothers in their teens.

The Schlumper Brothers are a pair of brothers, Wayne and Oscar, from an alternate universe where most of the main cast of TGWTG reviewers are the opposite genders.

They appeared in Spoony's Party Mania review first, the end of which implied that one of them (probably Wayne) was Insano (or at least, the Insano of that universe).[1]

In Warrior #2-#3 it's revealed that that the other Schlumper Brother (probably Oscar) grew up into Linksano.[2]

They were avid fans and users of SCIENCE! which they would try (and fail) to impress girls with.

Both of the brothers are notable antagonists to Linkara and have appeared on his show with an alarming frequency.


  1. "Party Mania Review"
  2. "Warrior #2-#3"